THE LOST THREE

A Ghanaian man, American man and Nigerian man were lost in a forest and were captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals told the three friends that they could live if... they pass a trial.

The 1st step was to go deep into the forest and get 10 pieces of the same kind of fruits. The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits. ...

The Ghanaian man came back and said to the king, "I brought 10 apples". The King explained the trial to him.
King: You have to swallow the fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed.
The first apple went in, but on the second one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

 The American arrived and showed the king 10 berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy....1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter and was killed.

 The Ghanaian and American met in heaven... The Ghanaian man asked, "why did you laugh?, you almost got away with the trial"....then the American man replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the Nigerian man coming with Watermelons!!

PSYCH WARD

Ten mad men locked up in a Psychiatric Ward were put  to test to know the next of the insane men to discharge.
The Doctor drew a door on the wall and asked the patients to open and pass through it.

All the insane men rushed to the door to open.
However, Ike was just sitting quietly at a corner.
He sat and watched them in amazement.

After a while, The doctor noticed Ike and was glad that He had eventually gained consciousness.
The Doctor confronted Him and in a soft tone asked:


Doctor: Ike! Why are you seated?

Ike After laughing profusely yelled out: ''They are all mad!''  Doctor, the key to that door is in my POCKET!!